Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench
across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't
good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make
Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."