Here's how it works:
1. Volunteer for the Democratic convention (Boston) or the Republican convention (New York.)
2. Attend any and all volunteer sessions. Fill out the volunteer forms. Be polite, dress appropriately, and smile a lot.
3. Don't show up for your volunteer assignment. Don't call in sick, don't give any warning -- just don't show up.
If enough people do this, both parties will be forced to actually pay workers (horror of horrors!) to provide transportation, serve as ushers, and act as tour guides -- just like any other high-priced convention-going tourists in any other big city. Aren't conventions supposed to benefit the local economy? Is there a reason that political delegates should get free labor from local residents?
If you want to stand outside the convention and protest, fantastic! Be sure to join the Shadow Protest as a Phantom Volunteer, and cause trouble on the inside as well! Please click here to Phantom Volunteer now!